I was just reading up on the new, relaxed security for flying since I am headed to Mouseland on Saturday, and I was relieved to see this paragraph:
Up to 4 ounces of a few items will be permitted in carry-on bags: eye drops, saline solution, nonprescription medicine and personal lubricants.
Let's read that again, shall we?!
Up to 4 ounces of a few...
No no no... not that part... read further... that last bit...
...and personal lubricants.
All right. I ask you... what in the &*%^ ^%#$# do you need a *&%# personal lubricant for in your mother&*%$# carry on bag?! I am SO not going to the lavatory on this flight.
Or the airport bathrooms.
Now I'll just look around the waiting area and wonder who is packing the K-Y.